And More Trick Questions
One day after dinner, my uncle sat me down and began to tell me a tall tale.
It seemed that there was once a minister who often fell
asleep during Sunday services. One such Sunday, he nodded off and dreamt that
he was in the middle of the French Revolution. In this dream he was one of the
revolutionaries awaiting execution. His head was placed in the guillotine, and
the blade was dropped. But just as it was about to hit, the minister's
wife, noticing that he was asleep, stuck him in the back of the neck with a
sewing needle to awaken him. The minister was so startled by this, he jolted
awake and promptly died of a heart attack. So I ask you, was my
uncle telling me the truth, or was he lying?
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What is the difference between Illegal and Unlawful?
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In a large western city, 80% of the phone numbers are listed, 20% of the
phone numbers are businesses, and 20% of the phone numbers start with the
numeral "2". If you were to take a random sample of 1000 phone numbers from
the city's phone book, how many numbers would you expect to be unlisted,
non-business phone numbers that start with a numeral other than "2"?
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A pilot is flying a helicopter around a large equilateral triangular course, with way-points labelled A, B and C. To fly from point A to point
B takes him one hour and twenty minutes. To fly from point B to point C takes him another one hour and twenty minutes. However, to fly from
point C back to point A ONLY takes him eighty minutes. Since the pilot maintained a constant speed all the way, how did he achieve this?
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There once was a race horse
That won great fame
What-do-you-think
Was the horse's name.
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How many birth days does the average person have?
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A man lives in a normal house, but the four sides each face south. From inside the man sees a bear. What colour is the bear?
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What familiar word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
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How many bricks does it take to complete a building made entirely of bricks?
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How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
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What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
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A man left home running. He ran a ways and then turned left, ran the same distance and turned left again, ran the same distance and turned left again. When he got home there were two masked men. Who were they?
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Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
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There was an airplane crash, every single person died, but two people survived. How is this possible?
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That attorney is my brother, testified the accountant. But the attorney testified he didn't have a brother. Who is lying?
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Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
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The peacock is a bird that does not lay eggs. How do they get baby peacocks?
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Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
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What is the tallest mountain in the world?
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Which is heavier: a pound of gold or a pound of feathers?
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Why is George Washington's official birthday celebration held on February 22 when he was actually born on February 11?
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A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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How far can you walk into the woods?
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What is the longest word in the English dictionary?
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Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days. How many have 28 days?
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Mr & Mrs Van Uden have 5 children. Of these five, half are boys.
How is this possible?
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The 22nd and the 24th US president were born from the same father and the same mother. But they were not brothers. How come ?
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Imagine a duck in a glass bottle. The neck of the bottle is too small to
allow the duck through. The bottle is perfectly formed and has no trick
bottoms or other openings. How do you get the duck out of the bottle
without damaging either the duck or the bottle?
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As I was going to St Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Each wife had seven sacks;
Each sack had seven cats;
Each cat had seven kittens.
Kits, cats, sacks, and wives,
How many were going to St Ives?
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Where does New York border on North Carolina?
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A child playing on the beach had 6-1/6 sand piles in one place and 3-1/3
in another. If he put them together, how many sand piles would he have?
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If a duck came floating down the Mekong River, where would it have come from?
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In the Massacre of the Innocents under Herod, a number of poor little
children were buried in the sand with only their feet sticking out. How
might you distinguish the boys from the girls?
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What is the maximum number of times a normal sheet of (news)paper can be folded in half by hand?
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What do you call a person who doesn't have all of his/her fingers on one hand?
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Compute: 3 + 4 times 5 + 2
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Who's bigger: Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger or their baby?
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How many animals of each sex did Moses take with him on the ark?
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When travelling from the Pacific Ocean to the Atlantic Ocean on the Panama Canal, does one travel east or west?
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If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
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How much dirt is there in a hole 3 ft deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
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